don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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