But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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