my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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