sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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