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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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