one two three fourrrrnication!
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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