i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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