Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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