he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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