Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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