But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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