omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
only if we run a train.
done.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
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