i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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