do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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