trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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