Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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