You really coming over, don't trick.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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