The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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