have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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