Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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