I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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