You don't have asthma, your pregnant
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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