I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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