and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
