just come out here and I will go home with you...
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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