Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
she smelled like a LAN party
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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