Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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