this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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