my sisters under your porch take her home
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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