GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Randomize
