Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Less talking, more tequila
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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