Dual....:-)
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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