And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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