dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
So many bounce houses so little time
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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