And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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