check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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