Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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