I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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