belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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