I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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