How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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