i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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