How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
How external is "for external use only"?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
