don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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