and i looked up. we had an audience...
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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