before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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