This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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