That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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