I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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