fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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