AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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