So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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